THE LONG & UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
(Lets see if you can get through it.)

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
-Name: Greer
-Birth Date: 20th June 1993
-Current Location: My bed
-Hair Color: Dark blonde
-Righty/Lefty: Righty

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
-Your fear: Hitting something hard after falling off something high
-Your dream of the perfect date: Rainbow spotting
-Goal you'd like to achieve: Earn enough money this year to pay my way to Egypt

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
-Your thoughts first waking up: Eh, rain?
-Your best physical feature: Eyes. Izzy says so.
-Your bed time: Whenever my mum decides I look too tired to function any more.
-Your most missed memory: Building war machines out of lego with my brothers, so that we could bring about the demise of the entire circle-headed race. I always made the boats...

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
-Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-McDonald's or Burger king: Burger King, I think
-Single or Group Dates: Quintuple!
-Adidas or Nike: Nike
-Cappuccino or Coffee: Ick to both

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
-Smoke: No
-Take showers: Yes
-Have a crush: Yup
-Like school: No, but I have aaaaaages off now, so it's ok.
-Believe in yourself: Depends on what I'm doing
-Believe what goes around comes around: A little

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
-Gone to the mall: Nope
-Been on stage: Nope
-Eaten sushi: Nope
-Been hurt: A little
-Dyed your hair: Nope
I did have a cool month, you just asked the wrong questions!

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER:
-Played a stripping game: Uhuh
-Been beaten up: Not really
-Changed who you were to fit in: Once or twice

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
-Age you're hoping to be married by: 1,000,000
-Number of kids you're planning on having: 0.0000001

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
-Best eye color: Blue
-Best hair color: Brown or blonde
-Short or long hair: Middlish
-Fat or fit: Fit
-Looks or personality: Personality
-Fun or serious: Depends how I feel

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: Drinking water
1 HOUR AGO: Talking to Richard
1 WEEK AGO: Sleeping after a fun but tiring weekend
1 YEAR AGO: Wondering how many skeletons I'd have to put together tomorrow

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: Quiet
I HATE: Tidying
I HIDE: Chocolate
I NEED: A kiss
I LOVE: Batman

What is a food that you'd hate to be allergic to?: Ice cream

What color was the last towel you used?: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. I love my rainbow towel

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you: Taller, but I'd rule a lot out if I didn't settle for the same height.

When was the last time your nose bled?
About 6 months ago

How old are you turning this year?
I just went 16

What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
Crispy M&Ms

Swimming pool or hot tub?
Pool

Can you swim well?
Quite

What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My shoulders

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
Someone who would never again meet me or anyone I know

What kind of first impression do you think you make?
Something like "She's reasonably inoffensive" most of the time. Occasionally "Won't be going near her again", "Wow, she's insane" or "God, she was annoyingly helpful"

Name your last reason for using a camera?
Wanting to capture a moment of brilliance for eternity (the sunset was nice)

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
A tube train

What are you excited about?
Getting my ears pierced on Wednesday

When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?
Sunday afternoon, when the old guy I kissed went round the restaurant telling everybody I'd made his day

What are you wearing?
Shirt, jeans, smiley hoody and underwear

Did you enjoy your weekend?
Yeah, it was cool

Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Maybe one thin

Is there anybody you wish you could see?
Mm...

Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with J or M?
Yup, though with two very different mindsets

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Five

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
No

What makes you mad most about guys?
They just don't get it, whatever it may be

Do you even like getting flowers?
Yeah, it's nice

What's your favorite flowers?
Bluebells or hyacinths or roses

Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
If it did, I'd be in trouble

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I already did

Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
Yeah

Would you move to another country to be with the person you loved?
Depends on what I was doing here at that point, but quite possibly

Do you ever get a text saying good morning?
I think I may have got one or two

Last movie you watched?
Breakfast at Tiffany's

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working

How's the weather today?
It was sunny, and then it rained a bit, and it was windy

Where is the person you need most right now?
I dunno. I don't really know where anybody is. I'm all alone in my room, they could've all run away to Mexico together

What colour are your eyes?
Greeny browny weird

Do you like poptarts?
I've never had poptarts

Where will you be 12 hours from now?
In the living room, watching TV and getting ready to go

Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Not really

Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
Not yet. I'll find something

Are you on a desktop or laptop?
Laptop

Does anyone hate you for no reason?
Most of them have reasons, but maybe

Can you make yourself cry?
If I really want to

Play an instrument?
Piano, cello and drums, all to varyingly rubbish degrees

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Sure. Go hear Cicero live, or something

What are your favorite colors?
All of them!

Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?
M&S

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an R?
Only in a friendly way

Have you ever passed out?
Mm, it's a bad habit of mine

Are you easily confused?
Depends who I'm talking to, and how much attention I'm paying

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I'd be ok to live with, but not particularly wifey

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Cookie Dough

Do you like coffee?
No, I'm sane

Do you like summer?
Yeah, it's great

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Unless someone dyed it in my sleep, it all is

What color are your socks?
Pink and brown stripes

Where were you at 8am this morning?
In bed. Look who's come full circle

Do you fall for people easily?
Not really

Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Nope

Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
No one

Last thing you got in the mail?
A birthday card

What is your current crave?
Cinnamon

What color nail polish is on your toes?
Pinky purple

Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Only in how they manage to get so confused at us

What are you listening to right now?
Headlights on Dark Roads - Snow Patrol

How has the week been?
Good. Busy, but good

Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Mm, I'll cope, though

What are your biggest turn offs?
Boringness

Favorite shirt to wear?
A white one that feels like crepe paper

Favorite drink?
Chocomel

Last person to say 'I love you' to you?
Jamie

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yup

What's your favorite color gummy bear?
The green one - apple

What is the nicest part of the preferred sex's body?
Chest or back

Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
Not that I can remember

Ever had a song sung about/for you?
If "And we all love Greer-face, it's the way that she's churned" counts, then yeah

Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
No, thank God

Do you know how to dance?
I can learn routines

Where do you sing the most?
Choir or my bedroom, about the same

What is your favorite thing that is green?
My dining room

What did your last text say?
"OK" ...Grr

What is the way to your heart?
You go straight down from my brain, past my throat and then take the third rib on the left

what do you smell like?
Coconut and honey, at the moment

What's in your pocket?
Keys, money, phone, oyster card - I am prepared

Anything in your mouth?
A few teeth, something vaguely resembling a tongue

Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
Mm, I get carried away

Do you have freckles?
Nope

How many languages can you say "Hello"?
8 or 9, I think

What's the last movie you saw in the cinema?
X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I really need to go to the cinema, that was ages ago

Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
Yeah, a couple of times. Including once by a swimming teacher

Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
No, all new

Name a song that you know all the words to
Family Portrait - P!nk

What's the last thing you watched on TV?
QI

What's the last video game you played?
Mario Tennis

Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Yup. I did BSL fingerspelling, just for fun

Do you wear glasses?
If I'm at the back of a class and need to see a board, yeah

Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
Better. I'm weird now

What was your favorite childhood show?
Xena: Warrior Princess

Are you close to your siblings?
Yeah. I see very little of the older, and increasingly less of the younger, but we're good together when we need to be

Do you bite your nails?
Yes

Do you like your feet?
I'm pretty indifferent to them, really

Do you sleep well at night?
Till about 7, yeah. Then my body keeps trying to get me up for school. It'll learn


That was fun. I'm gonna read some comics now.